if you play guitar there is a 372% chance i am sexually attracted to you
(Source: neilweastfall, via slapmytitties)
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if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
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i got an email from google saying my ads were disabled because i violated their policy by having “adult or mature content” on my blog and this was the picture they said was the violation
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do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired to go on
Oh god, yes.
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