and-the-two-idiots:

stripedpants:

My brother’s friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.

So being the clever person he was

On the each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,

THIS

IS

DARING

And he later got accepted. 

this is my favorite story on tumblr

(via orgasmic-humor)

eatpizzas:

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

(Source: alienship, via orgasmic-humor)

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via trust)

"I am fucking insane but my intentions are gold and my heart is pure."

princess3hunna:

“blow minds not dicks”

lmfao

imma blow his mind with how good i blow his dick

bye

(via cherrysmashh)

"Remember who loved you no matter how fucked up in the head you were."

Me.  (via unlively)

(Source: 0pt1c, via sexcake)

teencry:

*adds something to snapchat story to make it look like i have a life*

(via trust)